Bonkers Half-Assed Midnight: Don’t Open Till Christmas
- Sat, Dec 20
Director: Alan Birkinshaw, Edmund Purdom Run Time: 87 min. Release Year: 1984
Starring: Alan Lake, Belinda Mayne, Edmund Purdom, Gerry Sundquist, Mark Jones
Synopsis: Whatever you do, DON’T OPEN TILL CHRISTMAS. An unsung 1980s holiday slayride from the makers of PIECES, this unhinged slasher follows a psychopath as they slaughter anyone who’s unlucky enough to be dressed like Santa Claus during the holiday season. The twisted maniac dishes out stabbings, gunshots, a castration (!), and even burns the face of a poor Saint Nick while he’s roasting chestnuts. A fascinating and endlessly entertaining sleazefest, DON’T OPEN TILL CHRISTMAS is infamous for its shocking gore scenes and gratuitous synth-jam performance from horror icon Caroline Munro (DRACULA A.D. 1972, MANIAC). Newly restored from the original 35mm camera negative!
Showtimes:
Tuesday, December 20, 2025: 10:00
Ticket Prices: $13 Regular / $11 Students & Seniors / $9 Members
Trailer: https://youtu.be/hlMQzYI1b8Q