Bonkers Half-Assed Midnight: Masked Avenger Versus Ultra-Villain in the Lair of the Naked Bikini
- Sat, Mar 29
Director: Mark Savage Run Time: 85 min. Release Year: 1997
Starring: Helen Hopkins, Nene Powell, Peter Beitans, Robin Brennan, Susie
Synopsis: Masked Avenger is a hero to the modern world. He destroys his enemies with kung fu fighting, handsaws and guns, but with one small hang-up. At the sight of a woman, The Masked Avenger immediately begins to gratify himself, no matter what situation he is in. The evil Helmut Gunta plans to impregnate a virgin in order to have an heir, and the woman he has in mind is a nun, Sister Mary who happens to be the Masked Avenger’s sister. Gunta has a plan to stop The Masked Avenger from getting in the way… organize a gang of strippers to keep him pre-occupied until Sister Mary is pregnant.
Showtimes: Saturday, March 29, 2025: 10:00
Ticket Prices: $13 Regular / $11 Students & Seniors / $9 Members
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